Mortsnorkle
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« on: March 08, 2010, 09:40:49 AM » |
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Didn't I used to be a Llama, or something?
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 11:06:10 AM » |
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DANGIT!!! why don't I ever get squirted by lactating drunk women??? I'm sooo left out.   |
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 10:18:14 AM » |
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Trouble is, if the woman was HIV positive, or had any one of a number of nasty diseases, it could be passed on by the milk getting in the mouth or eyes. I think I'll get my milk from the supermarket  |
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 08:58:27 AM » |
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It's probably pasteurized. I don't care if it's "past your eyes" or past the top of your head, I'll stick to extra mature Cheddar |
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 10:38:49 AM » |
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"Chacun a son 'gouda'."  |
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 05:20:11 PM » |
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Yuck.
Makes me think of smegma
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 03:26:01 PM » |
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So... reasoning by analogy.. Of what does dairy milk cheese remind you?  |
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 09:50:29 PM » |
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So... reasoning by analogy.. Of what does dairy milk cheese remind you? Lactating Soybeans |
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2010, 04:46:31 PM » |
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I see.
Dairy milk cheese has always reminded me of lactating soybeans, also.
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 11:18:34 AM » |
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You never had soy cheese? Pretty good stuff  |
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2010, 02:29:34 PM » |
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I've never had soy cheese, no.
But people have asked me to *say* cheese when they took my picture.
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2010, 06:39:45 AM » |
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Soy cheese (actually, almost anything that contains soya) makes me fart uncontrollably  Strangely, soy sauce doesn't affect me. Maybe because it is fermented for a few years  |
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